I had a dream that a jet crashed in Cleveland and I was at LCCC which was much closer to Cleveland than it is in reality. I was outside with a lot of people and I saw the plane streaking across the sky in an obviously wrong way and I started running away in the opposite direction from where it was going down. Then we heard and felt the crash and there was a huuuuge explosion and burst of fire and smoke and a really violent shockwave that threw me to the ground. I kept trying to crawl away and the heat from the explosion rolled across the ground outward until it swept over me and I thought I was going to die. I for some reason had a digital thermometer with me and it said it was 600 degrees. I kept trying to move away and the heat from the blast burned my arms but no more than a severe sunburn. I kept moving and the temperature went down into the 200s and I knew I was going to be ok. Eventually I got up and found some other people and everyone was okay. We went into downtown (why?!) and I saw that the plane had hit CSU’s student center (except it looked like Rhodes Tower?) and demolition people were just bringing down the rest of the building that was still standing by imploding it. We watched in awe for a while, then went back home. I kept looking on the internet to find news on what happened but NOBODY was talking about it. I thought maybe it was too soon for word to have gotten out, but over the course of the day no one said anything on twitter and I couldn’t find any articles on google news. I couldn’t understand why this was happening…surely at least some people had died, I mean a freaking plane crashed in the middle of downtown Cleveland. I thought about it compared to the Texas explosion and other recent similar Bad Things and just was so so confused and kind of distantly sad about it. And the burns on my arms hurt but not very much.
May 4, 2013
March 1, 2013
I had a dream that I was at the beach with huuuuge crowds. There was a competition going on…my uncle Scott was dressed up as Ernie/Bert and sometimes Big Bird, with a lot of feathers and plastic pieces attached to him. My sister and I were competing against each other. We had to describe a specific type of rock to my uncle and once he guessed what it was, we dove into the lake to find one of that kind and bring it back to him. Whoever did it the fastest/best won. I picked sandstone but really meant one of those rocks that has shiny flecks in it. My uncle guessed it quickly and I found one in the water almost immediately. When my sister did hers, she went way out into the lake on some kind of inflatable castle that had fallen over sideways in the water. She was swimming around it and there was a pickup truck that was driving so fast on the lake that it could stay on top of the water and it was coming right at her. It couldn’t see her or the castle because they were flat in the water. The whole crowd was screaming at her to flip up the castle so the truck would not hit her but she didn’t or couldn’t and the truck drove super fast right over her and the thing and then away and everyone was really scared but then she managed to turn the castle right side up in the water and was completely fine.
February 23, 2013
January 29, 2013
I had a dream that was just repeating one word over and over wondering if it was a real word. But after I woke up I took a shower and now I forgot the word. It was like contritious (which is not quite a word) but had more syllables.
January 28, 2013
January 26, 2013
I had a dream that I was at some kind of festival or exhibition or something and Kyle Mooney was going to perform as part of a skit and I was very excited. I was there with some friends and we got seats to watch the thing and sat down and next to me was Tommy Siegel from Jukebox the Ghost and I was like ahh! And talked to him and asked if he knew Anna and he said yeah! And I said me too! She’s great! And then I couldn’t think of anything else to say to him but it was because I kept half walking up and forcing myself to keep the dream going (I was trying to make myself in the dream tell him that I was going to see them play in Cleveland and liked his drawing of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame but I was too awake to make it happen in-dream). I think I was sitting next to Rohan or a fake dream person who was my friend but doesn’t exist in real life. And we had to wear handcuffs and a little cuff on our pinkies because we got chosen for a part of the show where we would stand up and sing a little song. Rohan/dream person had a piece of sheet music with the lyrics on it but I couldn’t remember the tune and can’t read sheet music so I was stressing out.
January 5, 2013
I had one of those half awake fever type dreams that are just one idea or something repeated over and over again and it was Kyle Mooney saying fake terms for pot and I couldn’t sleep fully and it was hell.
December 14, 2012
I had a dream that I was in the laundry room and an axolotl scampered out of the drain below the washbasin and I freaked out and it ran out through the kitchen into the living room up onto our green chair where Nick was sleeping and it woke him up and he just smiled happily at it & it was yellow and we named it Snake because I thought it was a snake at first. Axolotls aren’t even land dwellers though.
December 13, 2012
I had a dream that I accidentally left my glasses near a hot thing and the temples melted and I freaked out but was able to sort of mold them back to their original shapes.
December 10, 2012
I had a dream that I was babysitting H*nry Gr**n when he was like 4 and he was playing in the backyard then ran away and went to Vermont and went on the local news with child stars including Jonathan Lipnicki railing against parents exploiting their children, and John was freaking out and didn’t know where he was and I figured out he was on the news and tried to call John but couldn’t find my phone.
I blame this dream on falling asleep while watching the turning a sphere inside out video.