Had a dream that I was withdrawing money from an ATM and accidentally put my PIN as the amount of $ I wanted so it gave me $2776 (not actually my PIN, duh) and overdrew my account and I was subject to hella fees and fines.
May 16, 2012
May 14, 2012
Timmy Ruiter allowed back in the spelling bee with older kids. Stole the show and drove crazily around town in a life sized Tonka Ricochet remote controlled car.
May 8, 2012
I had a dream that I was at my aunt’s old house, but she was not my aunt and was some kind of teacher/professor. I and the other students had to mix the books we’d brought in with her books on a big bookshelf and she wrote little Vs in sharpie on the top of each of mine across all the pages and I got really mad because I like my books externally pristine. I think we had to sleep on the bookshelf and there was a pregnant lady who was complaining that it wasn’t comfortable. Then there was a class and the professor was giving the most vague instructions and I kept asking for clarification and she just rambled on like everyone should know what she meant and I looked around the classroom at the other students and they were all disinterested and didn’t care and I was getting really worked up and said really loudly “DOESN’T ANYONE ELSE NOT GET WHAT SHE IS SAYING?” and nobody was agreeing or responding and I was so pissed.
April 27, 2012
I had a dream that I got on the wrong bus and almost went to Toronto but realized when I noticed the land outside was all deserty.
April 18, 2012
I had a dream that I was waiting for the rapid with Julian and we had to read Howl for our English class. Then I was in the English class and my teacher who is one of the ones I actually have in real life gave us our final assignment (a week before it was due) and it was a 28 page paper on a book we hadn’t read yet. I was really mad. After class, she stayed in there to watch us until the next (and new) prof came in. He was late and ran in and apologized for being late; his truck broke down. He was insanely muscular, like body builder muscular, with huge thighs, and was only wearing tiny jean shorts and no shirt. He had white-blonde tousled-y hair. He joked saying “Okay for your final, I’m going to go to the movies to see Ghost soon, so just write up a summary of its plot and we will be good!” and the other teacher glared at him so hard.
April 15, 2012
I had a dream that the Sprouse twins were walking around my neighborhood and I talked to them, or maybe it was just Dylan and said it was weird they were here because a while ago Jonathan Lipnicki had wandered the streets too and what was it with child stars and Beebe Ave??? But then I remembered that it wasn’t Jonathan but another kid actor but I couldn’t remember who and felt embarrassed that I had accidentally lied to a Sprouse. They/he?walked into my backyard and I think he was doing whatever he was doing as a part of a school assignment but I can’t remember anything else of the dream.
March 6, 2012
I dreamed that an evil neighbor attacked my by hitting the ground with a gold hammer so hard that it made my fillings, braces, and other orthodontic apparatuses vibrate out of my mouth and it made me bleed and he was scary and I collected all the metal pieces in an envelope and ran away and went to my cousins’ house and woke then up and told them but they didn’t believe me.
February 26, 2012
I had a dream about Gregor Mendel and pea plants and woke halfway up and was really determined to tweet about it, but I didn’t. Then I fell asleep again and dreamed about some kind of evil guy who was holding me (i was a 15ish year old boy) and another boy hostage in my house that inside looked like my grandma’s house. Can’t remember but there was something about trying to cut a cake and rigged explosives and we shot him with a little gun that shot needles and beat him up. Then we went outside and there was a giant news crew and my neighbor’s house was like a catholic school or something so there were a ton of little kids dressed in uniforms roaming around.
February 16, 2012
I had a dream that Ryan Pequin was my friend and moved into the house across the street and to the right from mine. He was for some reason a very tiny person and it was really cute!! There was a lot of other stuff that happened in the dream but I forgot.
February 6, 2012
I had a dream that half the days of the week I was living on campus at a college. I had a room with five other girls and the beds were all like shelves on the wall mostly but mine (shared with another girl) was on the ground butted up against a huge picture window that we left open at night; it looked out over mega-green, grassy, endless rolling fields. We were woken up early in the morning by something outside, our room all dewy and misty like the fields. It was Sufjan Stevens who was a centaur, gallop/prancing around. He woke us up gently by singing some kind of medieval song and asked me if I’d like my picture drawn, he was hired by the college as an artist/groundskeeper. He pulled out a big canvas and began to sketch on it with weird colored charcoals that looked like sticks. He only had the background done when he said he had to go and galloped off into the mist, leaving me, still bleary-eyed in bed, with the unfinished drawing. Oh my god he was so hot as a centaur it was unbelievable.
